[笑話] 黑社会英文

I know your mouse.我识你老鼠 ！
You call me how to come out and walkin the future?你叫我以后点出黎行？
I give you some colour to see.我呗D颜色你睇！
If you have enough ginger,put yourhorse to me.如果你够姜的话就放马过黎！
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.我吹鸡打你班友 。
Face green green脸青青 。
You see road carefully你小心睇路 。
Are you road?你是无是路呀?
How senior are you?你算老几?
What the water are you?你是乜水?
Do you big me?你大我呀?
Zebra chops people班马劈友 。
Do the world做世界 。
Big tea rice大茶饭 。
What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as achair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！
Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
Wear grass著草
I am wearing grass.我著紧草。
I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
A dragon service.一条龙服务
Hold hold water.楂楂水
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生平第一次看到令我淚流滿臉的笑話
看一行就呼吸困難一次，再笑下去可能就因換不到氣而窒息吧！看完后還要用衣袖抹整張臉的眼淚，真是搞不懂自己為何激動到醬～
噢，你平時有看香港的黑社會電影嗎？如果你不熟悉的話，笑果可能減7成了，祝你好運！

哈哈，很白癡的笑話。多看可以怡情養性。
出自：非常笑話